BIG CITY SIREN ~ Hot Mess
I have been hanging out with a new dude, and the other night he invited me over to see his place for the first time. He promised crackers, cheese, and wine. I promised Bananagrams. I was really nervous on the train to Park Slope. Crackers and cheese! He sounded like a real man.
When I arrived, he opened the front door for me, and I walked into this:
Yes, that is wicker furniture. Yes, that is a pile of junk. Way to pick up before I came over.
SCORE!
Lindsey Gentile is an actor, writer, comedienne, and all-around gal-about-town. Every Thursday, she reports from the front lines of single life in NYC. Check out her website HERE. Need more Big City Siren? No problem.
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