I have a loud sex neighbor. It’s not all the time, but when it happens, I feel like drinking bleach. I’m not sure why bleach always comes to mind—I guess it’s the cleanest thing I can think of. I can’t get mad at them though, because when I have sex I’m pretty loud too. Not everyone, however, shares this logic. The following is a REAL letter a friend of mine received from his own angry neighbor. Enjoy!
Dear Fellow Resident,
Over the past 3 months there have been loud noises coming from your apartment consistently 2-4 times a week around 2:30 AM. As you know, noise carries throughout the building due to the old heating pipes and structure of the building. To be specific: the noise is a loud squeaking of the bed and yelling. While what goes on in your unit is none of my business, loud noises around 2:30 AM wake residents up and make it very hard to function at work due to loss of sleep. If the noise was during the weekends only or during weekdays around 10-11 pm, there would be no issues. But Sunday nights, and weeknights, are making it hard to sleep and function at work.
Thank you in advance for your consideration in this manner.