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I have been hanging out with a new dude, and the other night he invited me over to see his place for the first time. He promised crackers, cheese, and wine. I promised Bananagrams. I was really nervous on the train to Park Slope. Crackers and cheese! He sounded like a real man.

When I arrived, he opened the front door for me, and I walked into this:

Yes, that is wicker furniture. Yes, that is a pile of junk. Way to pick up before I came over.

SCORE!

Lindsey Gentile is an actor, writer, comedienne, and all-around gal-about-town. Every Thursday, she reports from the front lines of single life in NYC. Check out her website HERE. Need more Big City Siren? No problem.

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One Response to “BIG CITY SIREN ~ Hot Mess”

  1. Manhattanscout

    Well honestly Lindsey it’s not quite the worse I have seen in the city. If anyone want to see how dirty apartments can be than to craigslist, look for some apartments and do some showings. Once I was a student and looked for shared apartments I occasionally almost collapsed due to the smell.

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