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Big City Siren

I am dating someone new, and he recently called me out on not having a top sheet on my bed. He’s right. I do not have a top sheet on my bed. I am almost 29 years old, and I have never once put a top sheet on my bed. I wouldn’t even know how to put one on. Because I wanted him to think I am a real woman though, I pretended like it was “in the wash” and then went online to figure out how the top sheet works, etc.

Here is Sam (aka BlondTron) and her thoughts on the infamous Top Sheet!

P.S. I still think they’re stupid.

http://youtu.be/NgfvkRlECL8

 

 

 

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