Amid mounting tensions between North Korea and the rest of the world North Korean leader Kim Un has agreed to fly to Washington to meet with President Obama. He will also do a stop over in New York to visit Macy’s. The secret meeting was brokered by former President Bill Clinton, and also made possible by a Florida Senator who was able to provide some assurances. According to insiders Kim was concerned it was a long trip and was worried for his safety and sleep. ” Our cherished leader did not mind meeting with Obama but fearing jet leg and with a short turnaround he wanted a trip to Disneyworld to rest. He also requested $1million Disney Dollar bills as spending money and a Mickey Mouse baseball cap.” A reliable source tells Ask a New Yorker. Kim also insisted on tickets to an NBA game and some shopping time in New York. The Korean leader keen to get a Hollywood agent will also fly to LA where he wants to launch a clothing line. Reports suggest that the all talk no action hero may meet with members of various cults in the US to exchange ideas. His visit coincides with some trade news out of North Korea. There have been rumors that North Korea will be launching their own computer company to rival Apple. The current working title for the tech company is “Lemon” and they are expected to launch their first product “The Dumb phone” in Mid – September. Looks like young Kim is really wok in and rollin. Hopefully his plans won’t bomb! Kim is expected to land in DC on April 1 before 12.00 EST a perfect date for the North Korean leader!
