Posts Tagged ‘Sex and the City tour’

ALMOST CARRIE ~ It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane…

Friday, December 16th, 2011

There comes a time in the life of every serious Sex and the City tour guide when she’s forced to contemplate her field’s most insurmountable theoretical quandary: What is your favorite episode?

My answer is as complicated as anyone’s, but when I’m in a pressure situation I’ve always relied on one response: “Hot Child in the City” (Season 3, Episode 15).  “Hot Child” takes the viewer on a journey through the lingering adolescence that exists within every adult as Carrie dates the emotionally stunted comic book artist Wade Adams, a man who lives with his parents and has a superhero alter ego named Power Lad.  SATC was getting a whole lot of flack during those early seasons from critics who thought the show amounted to little more than four grown women dressing and acting like teenagers;  ”Hot Child” tackles the issue and turns the criticism on its head.   Plus, at the end of the episode Carrie and Power Lad get high on Canadian Supergrass (“6 times stronger than pot”), and Sarah Jessica parker just nails it.  It’s a cold soul who doesn’t find her laughter infectious in that scene.

High up on Power Lad's terrace.

Now here’s the weird overlap between life as a real New Yorker and life as a guide for a fictional show.  One day this past summer, my bus pulled up to its usual parking spot by Onieals, while I prepared to usher 55 tourists through the door for Cosmopolitans.  I have been taking tourists to Onieals without incident for seven years (it doubled as Steve and Aiden’s bar Scout), but on this particular afternoon, a staff member intercepted me with some surprising news: “There’s a guy sitting at the bar with his friends.  He was part of the show, played some kind of comic book guy, and he has no idea that 55 fans are about walk in.  I thought I should warn you.”

“You mean Power Lad?”  I asked. “I’m on it.”

I zeroed in on him immediately and draped my arm around his shoulders like we were old pals.  “Listen,” I said, “I have 55 die-hard Sex and the City fans behind me.  They’ve come from all over the world.  Would you mind terribly if I made a big deal about the fact that you are here?”

Power Lad (who is actually a man by the name of Cane Peterson and works mostly in radio) was bewildered, unaware that Onieals was a location on Sex and the City, unaware that there was any such a thing as a Sex and the City tour, unaware that his friends had set him up, bringing him in at that time of day and knowing full well that mayhem would ensue.   But Power Lad took it like a champ.  He posed for pictures and flirted and later confessed to me as I was ushering everyone back outside that it was the best ego boost he’d had in years.

That’s the thing about New York—sometimes, in the middle of your workday and without the aid of anything from Canada, you catch a fleeting glimpse of your favorite superhero.

 

Emily Sproch is a writer and a Sex and the City tour guide.  Each Friday, she chronicles the fine line between reality and fiction in her column “Almost Carrie.”

 

ALMOST CARRIE ~ Secret Sex

Friday, November 18th, 2011

Mary Bly is a tenured professor of English Literature at Fordham University with a bachelor’s degree from Harvard, a master’s from Oxford, and a PhD from Yale.  According to her Fordham faculty page, her current project, The Geography of Puns: London’s Bawdy Whores, addresses “the geographical and linguistic economies of early modern London.”  She serves as an associate editor for Medieval and Renaissance Drama in England, an international publication that studies and critiques scholarly writing dealing with medieval and early modern English drama.  If you need further proof of her pedigree, she’s also Robert Bly’s daughter.

Mary Bly/Eloise James

For many years however, Bly led a double life.  Up to her reading glasses in student debt, Bly wrote a romance novel called Potent Pleasures that she sold to Harper Collins under the pseudonym Eloise James.  That book became a trilogy, and James became an international success, publishing over 25 romances, 12 of which were New York Times Best Sellers.  All of this, though, was a secret.  Bly knew that she wouldn’t move forward in academia if people found out about her side job, so she kept the whole thing under wraps until she received tenure. (The sale of that very first manuscript to Harper Collins, by the way, paid off her student loans in full.)

As a writer and a Sex and the City tour guide, I understand Bly’s predicament.  I realize I am not in her academic league, nor has my career produced a litany of significant work, but I assure you my intentions as a writer are serious.  I have a pile of projects I’m working on, both fiction and non-fiction, and I intern at a cutting edge literary magazine where new works by authors like Alice Munro and Marilynne Robinson come across my desk.  When I mention my SATC job in literary company, however, I always get the same uncomfortable half-smile while the person with whom I’m speaking desperately searches my face for irony.  Literary folk are terrified when faced with the prospect of a woman who talks about Sex and the City for a living and doesn’t have the decency to undercut it with an eye roll.

I admit it: there have been times I have kept my day job (the one that pays my mortgage and my monthly Sallie Mae bill) a secret.  I have purposely misled people, allowing new acquaintances to think I’m some sort of historic tour guide, a venture that some find more palatable.  I have also given in to the pretension—producing the desired eye roll that apparently makes me look smarter and makes academics feel more comfortable.  But it always makes me angry, both at them and myself.

Mary Bly came clean 7 years ago, and now she speaks candidly about the gulf between academia and popular culture, specifically romance novels.  She wrote a piece for the Times in 2005 that broke this down:

Intellectuals never seem to believe that a strong story and an interest in relationships could explain the popularity of romance. I’ve been repeatedly asked by academics whether romances are anything more than female porn – a question that to me seems linked to a fear of female sexuality, as is the dismissal of romances as “bodice-rippers.” In fact, I’m not sure that the term, with its implication of enjoyment taken in forced intercourse, ever was an accurate description of romances…Romances feel to me like a conversation between the woman who wrote the book and myself as a reader. Women talk about desire, but they also talk about the difficulties of building a new partnership with an old friend, or negotiating the shoals of a fragile marriage…[They] are sometimes stories of courtship, but also stories of marriage and consequences. Many of my own books, in fact, have been about failing marriages: they are my footnotes to that particular conversation…So let’s quit this out-of-date mockery of the genre…

Candace Bushnell, author of "Sex and the City"

Sex and the City is not a romance novel of course, but Bly’s description could be applied to any number of SATC episodes.  I applaud Bly’s courage, and I’m also happy to report that I witnessed two small triumphs in this same arena last weekend.  On Saturday, a special guest took my tour: Dr. Karen Walker from Lebanon Valley College in Annville, Pennsylvania, who teaches a freshman elective called—wait for it—Sex and the City. The course explores topics such as gender roles, feminism, and queer theory as well as themes like relationships, love, desire, morals, myths, marriage, and romance, all through the platform of the show.  And on Sunday, I was lucky enough to catch Studio 360, which did a segment on Edith Wharton’s The House of Mirth.  Kurt Anderson and guests discussed Mirth’s lasting impact, its secure place in the canon of great American literature, and its influence on Candace Bushnell.

Emily Sproch is a writer and a Sex and the City tour guide. Each Friday, she chronicles the fine line between reality and fiction in her column “Almost Carrie.”

 

ALMOST CARRIE ~ AC & SJP, Part 2

Friday, November 4th, 2011

We left off last week with me and Sarah Jessica Parker alone in an elevator, her a guest at an awards ceremony honoring Cynthia Nixon, and me a volunteer working the event.  She had just told me that she loved my outfit, which included an oversized flower pin à la Carrie Bradshaw.  The year was 2006.

Now, what you need to realize here is that I felt a certain intimacy with Sex and the City because of my job.  I felt, really, like a part of it, a member of the crew, a stagehand, a cog in the wheel of the show.  I made a living talking about the behind the scenes aspects of production, explaining to my tourists the nuts and bolts of filming, from auditions to locations to background actors and parking permits.  Despite the fact that the show was already off the air, there was no question that the Sex and the City tour was a phenomenal success; thousands of people were taking the tour each week, and On Location Tours had been featured in news outlets all over the world.  SATC reruns were rapidly gaining momentum in syndication, and there was a definite sense that the tour was fueling an on-going interest in the show, while the syndication deals were fueling a non-stop interest in the tour.  All of this is to say that I felt that I was in the Sex and the City business, and since Sarah Jessica Parker was also in the Sex and the City business, I believed we had something in common.  It was from this place of shared business interests that I made my next comment.

“I just have to tell you,” I said, “I am a Sex and the City tour guide so, like, my whole life is Sex and the City.”

Looking back, I realize that this was not the most eloquent way to express myself, that this hiccuped attempt did not convey my real meaning, did not properly communicate our legitimate professional connection.  In the moment, however, it was the best I could do.

Sarah Jessica Parker, her face shockingly lined in a way that only made her seem more beautiful, flinched.  In response to the statement that, like, my whole life was Sex and the City, she said: “Oh God, I’m so sorry.”

It was an unfettered, unexpected response, a bit of reflexive candor that came, not from a place of contempt, but a place of exhaustion.

I paused.

“It must be terrible,” I said, “Having those busloads of tourists coming through your neighborhood every day.”

“No, no,” she said.  “It’s just hard when, you know, you find strangers sitting on your stoop…”

I was confused.  I had never given anyone Sarah Jessica Parker’s address.  I told my tourists that she lived in the West Village, but I didn’t point out her house.  Were the other guides telling people her street number?  Was our company getting a reputation for being a celebrity hound?  That was the last thing I wanted.

And then there was a shift, barely perceptible, in which SJP swallowed her tiny moment of weary indulgence, straightened her spine, and said, “Oh, but I’m so glad the show is creating jobs.  Does the company treat you well?”

I saw the whole thing: the curtain part to reveal a woman who grapples with complex feelings about the choices she’s made, and the curtain close as she returned to the person she needs to be to exist in the public eye—humble, gracious, selfless. It was an observation made possible only by the confines of an elevator.

“Oh yes, it is a wonderful job,” I assured her.

“That is so good to hear,” she said.

The door opened then, and I delivered her to the press, where she answered questions about Cynthia’s talent before coming down for lunch.  Later that day, there was a lot of whispered nonsense from the event staff about Sarah Jessica Parker refusing to pose for photographs.  She told everyone that this was Cynthia’s day, that Cynthia should be the subject of the photos, not her.  The studio hosting the event was irritated, the whole reason they even invited SJP was to get more exposure and how could they do that without pictures?  I felt sad and protective, my elevator friend’s good intentions dragged through the mud.

There is a reason why I don’t tell this story during my tour.  It’s too complicated.  When you hear the part where she says “God, I’m so sorry,” it’s too easy to misinterpret as rude.  I don’t have time to tell the story the way it deserves to be told, with all the delicate layers of meaning I perceived, and the lovely, intricate human being who stood before me.  And so, although I am asked all the time—Have you ever met her?—I choose to keep my answer brief.  “Oh, I’ve seen her around,” I say,  “She’s a notorious walker.”

 

A Public Figure in a Private Moment

 

Emily Sproch is a writer and a “Sex and the City” tour guide.  Each Friday, she chronicles the fine line between reality and fiction in her column “Almost Carrie.”