Yorkville Stoops to Nuts ~ January 25, 1987

February 3rd, 2012

Carl Schurz Park 1961

Mr. Bellers Neighborhood published my story “January 25, 1987.” It concerns my trip to the New York Giants first Super Bowl 25 years ago.

Winning Sunday will warm my winter by ten degrees; if the Giants are defeated it’s been an amazing close to a dramatic New York football season. This is the only sport I leave my heart unprotected. I’m grateful with all the cynicism that surrounds me that I can still feel this way about a team and one sport.  My favorite activity remains playing catch with a football.

Go to link to see related photos, here’s the story. Go Giants!

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The New York Giants are heading to Indianapolis for their fifth Super Bowl. 25 years ago, I spent a perfect day in Pasadena.

 “Tommy, want some action?” Al said to me on the school bus.

“No, the Giants are favored by 9 ½ points.” I answered.

“What about over and under, it’s 39 ½?”

Now he had my attention. I felt the Giants defense and running game would keep the score low.

“OK, twenty times under,” I said.

“Good boy!” Al smiled.

So I bet one hundred dollars that the combined score of both teams in Super Bowl XXI would be 39 points or lower.

It was January 25, 1987, an 80 degree cloudless Sunday in the warmCaliforniasun. I was headed to the Rose Bowl to see the New York Giants play the Denver Broncos. The trip started two weeks before. The day after the Giants beatWashingtonin the NFC Championship game I called airlines for a round trip toLos Angeles.  They were sold out.  Instead I bought a reservation toSan Diego. Over the next ten days, I tried to locate a game ticket and had no success. On the Thursday afternoon before the Super Bowl I began calling travel agencies to try to sell my flight back to them. The first place asked me why I was selling it. I told her I couldn’t get a game ticket.

“I have one,” she said.

“How much?”

“$375.”

I swallowed and said “Yes.” Face value was $75.

An hour later, the messenger arrived, and I examined my ticket.

Gate B Tunnel 27 Row C Seat 111.

Possibly the worst seat in the 101,000 capacity Rose Bowl, but I was going to see the Giants.

I left the next day and prearranged staying with my friends Al and Janet an hour fromPasadena. The problem was traveling fromSan Diegoto a hotel lobby inIrvinewhere Jane and I had worked out a pick up.  When I landed, I started working the rental car counters. “Anybody driving toL.A.?” A guy my age in a suit said he was driving toSan Francisco. I told him if he dropped me off at my hotel on the way north, I’d pay his first day rental cost. He agreed. Jim was an Encyclopedia Britannica salesman and tortured me for the entire ride on how my future children would thank me forever for buying this gift for them and their children. I declined, he pouted. When we got near the hotel Jim pulled the car over to the shoulder of the highway and said he was late. He took my money for the day rental and left me on the side of the road.  I climbed down the embankment and over a six foot fence into the hotel’s parking lot. Jane was in the lobby when I ran in. It was Saturday morning three a m.  The game of my life was only 36 hours away.

Jane found companies running buses to the Rose Bowl. For $15 I bought my ride. At noon on Sunday I was on the yellow school bus, with one other Giant fan and 40 Denver Bronco fans. I was excited and surrounded by the enemy. I waved goodbye to Al and Jane. They looked like proud parents, except for the fact that Al was counting on me giving him money to pay his bookie if I lost the bet.

Gliding over theCaliforniaroads the bus was a happy land where Bronco fans, the other Giant fan and I joked together.  TheNew Yorkguy shared his blue tortilla chips with me, and kept asking, “Would you like another Giant chip?”

Off the bus I strolled around the Rose Bowl a few times to kill time and who do I run into to?  Andy Rooney in his lucky Giant ~ Columbo looking raincoat. We talked about our love for the Giants and old Yankee Stadium.

Stepping through the dark tunnel into the Rose Bowl my heart smacked inside my chest. My long suffering was over. The New York Giants were my father’s and my unbreakable link.  Our passion for football was unconditional.  When I was 7 to 9 years old the Giants lost three consecutive NFL Championship games. Turning 10 in 1964 I knew that would be our year, the Giants, Dad and me. But they stunk, and kept on stinking.

After a good Bronco start theNew Yorkdefense rose up and by half time I sensed victory even though the Giants were losing 10-9. In the third quarter the Giants exploded, scoring 17 points and led 26-10. Thinking of my dark fan days, thinking of my Dad and me going, watching, listening to hundreds of Giant games together I started to well up, but then I remembered my bet.  My stupid $100 bet. Every time I had a good thought about what was happening on the field, I also thought 4 more points I lose my bet.

As I’m having these feelings, the Giants are driving towards my end of the field.  On a trick play a receiver ends up wide open. Phil Simms throws the ball to him and I’m mumbling, “Drop it! Drop it!” The receiver catches the ball and my heart lifts then drops at the same time. How could I ever root against the Giants? Best day of my life and I tarnish it.

Final score was 39-20. The place rocked like a Springsteen concert. Giants carried Coach Parcells off the field.  I couldn’t wait to talk to my father.

Back on the bus: silence and 40 broken Bronco fans, me and the guy with the blue chips. The Rose Bowl had only had two exits and all the VIP cars exited first. We idled in the parking lot for an hour. When we began to move I felt like I was in a funeral home on wheels. I could hear sad heaving coming from the grim Bronco fans. A tall woman had a tear rolling down his cheek. I felt bad for them but remembered how many times I had sat in their seat. Once in a while, the Giant fan and I would look at each other across the aisle and exchange a quick hand raise, a small yip and one word “Giants!”

Several hours after the game we arrived back at the hotel. I called Jane and asked her to delay one hour so I could celebrate at the hotel’s bar with any other Giant fan I found. I put money down on the bar and a sea of blue started forming where I stood.  I remembered something important and slipped away to make a collect call toNew York.

“Dad, we won, I love you.”

“I love you, Hon.” he said and we both hung up.

 

previously published in Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood.

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ALMOST CARRIE ~ Almost Losing It

February 3rd, 2012

For the past month, my apartment has been undergoing renovations, which means that all my stuff—everything from unpaid bills to wet towels to those damned Manolo Blahniks I bought for my wedding—are on the floor in one crazy heap. My internet connection, through some phenomenon completely unrelated to the construction, has been out for two weeks, which has led to hours of on-hold time with the marvelous Time Warner Cable. On top of my tours, I’m working three other jobs in an attempt to strike some tenuous balance between furthering my career and paying the bills (all three of which require home internet access). I spend early mornings and late nights at Starbucks catching up on computer time, and in between I dash off to one job or another with dirty hair and my L.L. Bean backpack. I can barely find my kitchen, let alone the time to cook, so I’ve been surviving on coffee and potato chips, and I’m blaming my recent neck spasms on the lack of nutrients. In addition, I manage to devote at least 20 minutes a day to losing, finding, and then losing again my keys, cell phone, glasses, and/or the mouthguard I’m supposed to wear at night to prevent myself from grinding my teeth into oblivion. Almost Carrie is almost losing it.

Everyone experiences overwhelming stretches, times when everything seems to pile up at once, weeks when grace and sanity are put to the test. Based on what I’m wearing right now, I’d say I’m failing on both accounts. I’m out in public in a pair of red striped flannel pajama bottoms that I purchased for $6.99 at Ocean State Job Lot the last time I visited my parents in Maine; a tank top with the Jack Daniels logo which fit me about ten pounds ago; hiking socks; fleece-lined Crocs; and a filthy knit hat which I’ve worn every single day for the past three weeks to hide the monstrosity that is my hair. The good news is that I’m taking it all in stride. This too shall pass.

In the meantime, I’m particularly grateful for the one and only Sex and the City moment I’ve had in a long time. On Monday night, my husband and I went to the opening of an Off-Broadway show.  Because the playwright is one of our dearest friends, we also went to the after-party.  I ran home from work that afternoon with 40 minutes to pull myself together. I threw two frozen Morning Star barbecue soy ribs in the oven and then dove into the aforementioned crazy heap. I pulled out a black dress I haven’t worn for a year, scrubbed the armpits with cold water to get rid of the deodorant stains, zipped it very slowly, and hoped to God it still fit. I dug further and found that my $18 black tights—the ones I’ve only worn once—had a big old hole and had to be scrapped. I then used half a bottle of dry shampoo, buckled my highest heels, and shoved one of the soy ribs down my throat while standing over the trash can. In the 2 minutes I had left, I did 30 push-ups in an attempt to transform my upper arms (which I’ve been neglecting along with everything else).

The night was fabulous.  The play was excellent, the wine was free, and I got a full serving of vegetables by stocking up on mini spring-rolls.  I even got a little dose of celebrity—Ethan Hawke put in an appearance, still working the old Reality Bites charm. I was a total fraud, of course, exhausted and disheveled beneath my layer of dry shampoo, but it was so lovely to at least pretend to be lovely for the night.

The next morning, I woke up hung-over, my glasses nowhere to be found, my patient husband inquiring about the second barbecue soy rib still sitting out on the kitchen counter.

Carrie also loses it when the shit piles up

Emily Sproch is a writer and a Sex and the City tour guide. Each Friday, she chronicles the fine line between reality and fiction in her column “Almost Carrie.”

BIG CITY SIREN ~ How Do They Know?

February 2nd, 2012

I really, really liked my last relationship. The guy was awesome. We fell for each other instantly and were super compatible. He cooked, he had a huge stuffed dinosaur next to his bed that wore funky sunglasses, and he loved to take pictures of his poop—a total catch! The only problem was that he had monthly panic attacks about being in a relationship, during which I’d have to rub his back to calm him down. It was just too much. I had to walk away. Ah, life.

Every time I go through a break-up though, I end up hearing from the ex as soon as another guy enters the picture. A few weeks ago, as I was making out with someone new, I got a text from the poop guy. Then, just the other night I went on a date, and I woke up in the morning with an email from a totally different ex! How are they doing this?! Can they smell that I’m suddenly getting some from across town? Is my vagina THAT powerful? If it is, why can’t I use it to shake up the White House or promote world peace? Why couldn’t I have used it to treat the gangrene on Baby Jessica’s foot so that she wouldn’t have had to have it removed? (I still can’t believe she fell in that well—I mean who does that?)

I just don’t get it.  Men, please—let me know.  Let me know what it is that brings you back as soon as I start to move on. (Also, could you let me know what you think about my hair?  Do you think it’s too pedestrian?  Should I cut it? Keep it the same? Help!)

Lindsey Gentile is an actor, writer, comedienne, and all-around gal-about-town. Every Thursday, she reports from the front lines of single life in NYC. Check out her website HERE. Need more Big City Siren? No problem.